Holy Saturday Humor

dan-burr-mindreAre you looking for new ways to worship during Holy Week? Tired of all those services, and candles, and scripture readings? Join us for the inaugural DISCIPLE DASH 5k! Come work off your Agape Meal as you run in terror from the authorities and the Roman guards. Join your fellow disciples in a race from your life that willtake you as far from Jesus as you can manage. But watch out! Jesus might just end up finding you as you run! Avoid the guards and your suffering Lord, and be the first to hide in a dark upper room! Top finishers will receive thirty silver coins, a healthy dose of hopelessness, and unrelenting guilt and shame.

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